how i woke up this morning.

let me start by saying that i have a way sensitive nose.

i woke up this morning with a warm wet feeling all over my legs. i was confused as to why on earth my blankets, my leg, and my bed was soaking wet. then i noticed a smell like pee. wtf. i thought for a minute, did i pee the bed. nah, cause i can't pee from below my knees and not get the rest of me wet. besides i am too old for that sheite. then i saw the criminal. scrogging jack pissed on me. that damn little puppy.

no shift key. this is what happens when i hit shift===q29kfh===odd.

YEA sure blame it on the dog, cant defend itself.

this is what i have been saying for years, people need to take responsibiltiy for their own actions and not blame something else

lol @ this convo

she knows better to post something like this,

i so do not know better. lmao. the little sheite has something bad going on with his kidneys. the vet game me the strongest antibiotics he could, and we are hoping this fixes him.

Animals + Beds = DONT HAPPEN

he snuck up there while i was sleeping. i think he was only up there to pee on me. he peed on bryan's head once. roflmfao.

need to beat the little fucker just once while he is doing it

Oh trust me, I have. I about went ballistic when he peed on me in bed. I don't think he will do it again.

ANIMALS DONT BELONG ON BEDS< CATS DOGS DONKEYS

Don't let Aaron know that. He might freak out. Where would he get his donkey pregnant at? In the barn? That is no place to snuggle up afterwards.

i think it was here the other day, a family were keeping goats in the house. well they knocked over some thing and burned the scrogging thing right to the ground, the other animals besides the goats all got out also

lol

you might be a red neck if you keep your animals inside any time of the year

I must be one hella redneck then.

dogs and cats dont count, im talking goats, sheep,pigs,cows,horses

=/)

-.-

really


he peed on my face




I SLEPT IN IT

You guys liked the piss dont deny it.

yea, theres some thing wrong with them Aaron

Puppy has mental problems with peeing and it causes kidney infections. Yes, my puppy is crazy. Rather than "kill it" or eat it, I am just going to keep an eye on him so we can keep the vet in business. Shouldn't be too hard as he will just piss on Bryan.

outside i say

Oh how I wish! I miss having a yard and a doggie door so much! I only have a front yard, and these backwoods freaks don't know what a rabbies shot is. All I need is a dog coming back foaming at the mouth.

hell some times i foam at the mouth but its not rabies